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pop punk?
we call it soda punk over here
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judge me all you want because i’m going to be the one having my favorite foods and then all of you will be sexually frustrated and i’ll eating with feelings of pure euphoria.
also I’ve never had sex so I wouldn’t really be missing out? Like honestly to me it’s like being banned from bungee jumping for the rest of my life
like big whoop I’m sure it’s a rush with a satisfying finale whatevs
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i mean i know this is peak fatty but if i had to give up boys for the rest of my life or stuffed crust pizza i think i’d have to give up boys
I’d pick cheese over love
I really would
I mean like, there’s a chance I could fail at love and never be with anyone
but cheese will always be therei mean love is good and all but
cheese has never hurt me
cheese has never made me cry anything but tears of joy
cheese is always there when i need it.
seriously like
who needs a wedding when you can have wensleydale
who needs a car when you can have camembertthis could probably be used by some anti-gay conservatives as an example of how the gay agenda includes marrying cheese or something
They put him in star trek because he’s an actual alien….and they’ve seen his previous work.
ew no I like Kif why would you ruin him with this association
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i mean i know this is peak fatty but if i had to give up boys for the rest of my life or stuffed crust pizza i think i’d have to give up boys
I’d pick cheese over love
I really would
I mean like, there’s a chance I could fail at love and never be with anyone
but cheese will always be therei mean love is good and all but
cheese has never hurt me
cheese has never made me cry anything but tears of joy
cheese is always there when i need it.
seriously like
who needs a wedding when you can have wensleydale
who needs a car when you can have camembert
thebigblackwolfe replied to your post: thebigblackwolfe replied to your post: chris pine…
it was actually only 5-10% mockery at max. you two would actually look cute doing cute couple-y shopping trips.
oh god we’d be the gays they put on the box
i mean i know this is peak fatty but if i had to give up boys for the rest of my life or stuffed crust pizza i think i’d have to give up boys
I’d pick cheese over love
I really would
I mean like, there’s a chance I could fail at love and never be with anyone
but cheese will always be there
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thebigblackwolfe replied to your post: chris pine hurts me insidezachary quinto is still…
you two would look so cute going to a farmers market together
honestly don’t even care if this is mockery because it’s also 100% true
chris pine hurts me inside
zachary quinto is still really fit but I just sort of want to grin and write “alex quinto” in my diary or s/t
this wonderfully horrible thing happened after i started following alex where i am now painfully aware of attractive rugby players
soz friend
I’ve given you a new form of sight but I’ve also sort of a little bit cursed you
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ugh Bisho I really really really love your leilana headcanon and your maker-stuff headcanon in general tbh oeifhaowifhawf
I’m only posting here b/c it’s longish and I don’t want to infest your blog with my OCs lmao but in my head it’s Leilana who convinces Caradoc that a relationship After Tamlen would not be some awful, gross, forever-betrayal or implicitly kind of “cheating beyond the grave”
and like, your headcanon even fits so well b/c even though Leilana would be talking about something else, I think her saying things like “you can have more than one love” would kind of like…get through? - and I think she’s sly enough to realise that and realise that it’s a way of getting through to him in a more subtle way (because he rebuffs straight-up convincing) that he’s not some callous arsehole for still having the capacity for romantic attraction After Tamlen
I still don’t think Caradoc would be ready for a really long time but UGH why are your headcanons always so bloody perfect and always so…fitty-in
the only american english/british english split I feel strongly about is aluminum/aluminium
because aluminium just sounds prettier sorry
stormbornslytherin replied to your video: I say American slang words which my accent was not…
the end part of that was like some sort of strange and beautiful rap
I did kind of lose any sense of how sound connected to meaning tbh
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